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Texas Democrats Defy Abbott Deadline—as Republicans Threaten Arrest
“Listen, Donald Trump is a piece of shit, we know that. He is,” Crockett said, to applause. “But in a functioning democracy, he still would not be able to...
We’re Not Saying You Should Ruin Trump’s White House Christmas, But …
“Listen, Donald Trump is a piece of shit, we know that. He is,” Crockett said, to applause. “But in a functioning democracy, he still would not be able to...
Pete Hegseth Brings in Worst Person Ever on Paranoid Hunt for Leakers
Far-right extremist Laura Loomer says that she is now working with the federal government to identify individuals within the Department of Defense who are leaking information to the press.Speaking...
MTG Has an Original Thought for Once in Her Life
MAGA isn’t MAGA enough anymore for Marjorie Taylor Greene, who seems as surprised as we do at her break with the party that gave her a pulpit.“I don’t know...
MAGA Melts Down After Jasmine Crockett Calls Trump a “Piece of S***”
“Listen, Donald Trump is a piece of shit, we know that. He is,” Crockett said, to applause. “But in a functioning democracy, he still would not be able to...
Trump Finds a Brilliant New Way to Wreck the Tourism Industry
The day prior, the president had been informed that Sweeney is reportedly a card-carrying Republican. Then and there, he grew fond of her recent ad campaign. “If Sydney Sweeney...
Trump Issues Wild Threat to States That Boycott Israel
“This tragic moment has highlighted for the world the long overdue need to recognize Palestinian self-determination,” reads the letter addressed to Trump and Secretary of State Marco Rubio. “We...
Trump Media CEO Devin Nunes’s Defamation Lawsuit Ends in Total Bust
“This tragic moment has highlighted for the world the long overdue need to recognize Palestinian self-determination,” reads the letter addressed to Trump and Secretary of State Marco Rubio. “We...
GOP Representative Rushes to Block Texas’s Growing Redistricting War
“This tragic moment has highlighted for the world the long overdue need to recognize Palestinian self-determination,” reads the letter addressed to Trump and Secretary of State Marco Rubio. “We...
Did Trump’s White House Feed Lies to New York Times Over Harvard Deal?
A new report from Harvard’s student newspaper suggests that Trump administration officials planted a lie in The New York Times about the university capitulating to the president.The Times reported...
